The Schwifty Sonnet

“You gotta get schwifty in here”,
The party has only just begun,
Grab yourself a shot or a beer,
And “get rickety rickety wrecked son.”

“Take off your panties and pants”,
See all the Rick and Morty geeks,
Raising their glasses, everyone chants,
“Look at me, I’m Mr. Meeseeks!”

“Schwifty song, comin’ at ya”,
Have a drink, it doesn’t matter which,
Lots more booze, less blah blah blah,
“This is how you dream bitch!”

Raising the roof in a house or club,
Drop the mic – “wubba, lubba, dub, dub!”

By Paul Webster